I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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