Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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