clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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