The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
My life is pants optional.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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