Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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