Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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