i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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