im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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