Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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