I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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