Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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