I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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