No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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