Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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