we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Green mimosas i think yes
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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