she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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