We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
This baby is an asshole
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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