ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
The air taste purple.
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