Non-Jews are for practice
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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