my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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