Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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