Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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