Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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