I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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