Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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