So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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