what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
God, I missed his penis.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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