4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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