Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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