why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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