I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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