Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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