Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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