Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
this beer tastes like vomit already
accomplished twins. life is a go
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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