I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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