I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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