Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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