Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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