Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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