and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize
