It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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