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My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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