do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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