Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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