I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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