I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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