this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you traded sex for a burrito?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
