you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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