Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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