would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
The ass gains better be worth it
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